Look, I never thought I’d be emotionally entangled with a pacifier, but here we are. As a father of a small, highly vocal human, I can say the Dr. Brown’s Advantage Glow in the Dark Pacifier (Blue, 2-pack) is the closest thing to peace we’ve had since sleep became a distant memory.
The glow-in-the-dark feature? Life-changing. I used to do 2am ninja rolls across the floor trying not to wake anyone while hunting for a dummy. Now? I spot the glowing blue halo like it’s a tiny beacon of sanity. It’s like a pacifier… but with GPS for tired parents.
Why not 5 stars? Because despite my kid’s passionate bond with it, somehow we still lose one every 48 hours. I think there’s a wormhole. Or the baby has a side hustle in dummy resale. Either way, great product. Would buy again. Already have. Probably will forever.
